Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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