sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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