is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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