I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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