I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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