Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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