I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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