We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You need a sexual gate keeper
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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