I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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