I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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