bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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