What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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