He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
honey bunches of taint.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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