It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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