Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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