Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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