guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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