Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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