He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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