win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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