I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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