you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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