He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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