i would punch a child for taco bell
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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