In the future we'll all be gay
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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