it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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