I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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