Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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