the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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