you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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