Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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