uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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