i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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