The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We left an ass print on the piano.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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