Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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