so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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