i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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