pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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