my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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