Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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