Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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