Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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