a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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