Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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