I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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