Cold hands, warm shart.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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