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Is this the I'm gay speech?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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