YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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