I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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