I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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